LCLC Productions Update

From the LCLC Productions Blog:

I'm speaking on behalf of myself and Louis. All of the "witty" stuff that I could never come up with in here is...you guessed it: his.

We had previous arrangements for a cinematic mental collaboration at a much overrated coffeehouse earlier this week, but Louis had to pull out like a Sophomore nerd in a barf green woody station wagon going to prom pulling out of his driveway. He was apparently "forced" out of the house on a rendezvous to Primo, thus expending his one allotted public outing for the week (albeit unintentionally) as mandated by his mother.
To add to this lamentably deplorable situation, good 'ol Mitsch-wad (Casey) is leaving on vacation for a month. Sans our quiet Asian cameraguy, we can't film very much. Make that: we can't film at all. This is where you people come in. We need your help. Without Casey (and his camera, which btw, is going with him), we'll be forced to go a month with out making any progress. Although we sound like the novice rookie filmmakers we are, if anybody has a DV camera (Digital8 or MiniDV), we need to borrow it. If you can part with your fine piece of filming equipment (which, may I add, will be in very good hands), please email us at lclcproductions@gmail.com.

I thought I'd just give you a little update and plea for help. Thanks for your support.

`Clark

Interactive Buddy

This will keep you entertained for hours (at least it did for me). It takes a little while to figure out, but once you get it, it's a lot of fun. The goal is to terrorize your "buddy" as much as possible using the weapons and modes provided. The more damage you do the more items (flame thrower, missiles, stun gun, etc), people (George Bush, Teletubbies, etc) and modes (anti gravity, no ceiling, earthquake, blood and gore, etc) you can "buy" with your earned “money”. So if your bored (like me), give it a try.

Yup. I know...I'm a sick human being with way too much time on my hands.
Oh well.
`Clark

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash;
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
til your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a big bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the thing is gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk
and the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

1000 Hits

Clarkville reached 1000 hits a few days ago. Too bad it came at a time near the end. I think its days are numbered. Stay tuned for somthing new (and ad free) coming soon, or if you have any ideas just drop me an email: clarkcrane@gmail.com.

School's Out!

School finally let out on Friday. It was a real relief, but of course a little bittersweet at the same time. Finals weren't as bad as expected, and for The Smoot's sake, I'll try not to kill myself this summer.

Sorry for not posting in a while...I got pretty lazy. Last week piratically my whole family went down to the Dodgers-Twins game. My bro in law, Karl, is a big Twins fan, and his dad came out from Minnesota to go to the game. It was a lot of fun. The Dodgers won the series (or course), 2-1, winning Friday, stumbling on Saturday, and winning again on Sunday. Unfortunately at this point, that's the last game the Dodgers have won.

LCLC Productions is planning some activity this summer, so stay tuned to our new blog. Beware, it's still in beta.

I'll be sure to update more over the summer, and probably redo (or scrap) Clarkville (sorry for the ads). That's it for now.

Anti-Myspace

I'm still alive- just busy.
More tk...

Counting Down the Days...

Only 10 left to go. Wow, this year has gone really fast.
Not much new this week, just same old stuff.

I'm loving my new H10 20gig. I have about 1600 songs on it, for now. The feature set is really amazing; overall the player is great. I'd definitely recommend it to anybody.

Believe it or not, LCLC productions is still around, and there just might be some activity this is summer. Stay tuned.

I saw the first episode of Systm a few days ago, and needless to say, I was kind of amazed. It's actually really good; Kevin Rose did an excellent job.

Did you hear? Neil Armstrong wants his hair back. He's pretty POed at the barber who saved and sold it. I guess I would be too.

No good IM quotes this week, so desperate times call for Smarterchild:

(20:16:07) freqofnature1***: what do you think about bill gates?
(20:16:09) SmarterChild: I really don't like Bill Gates.
(20:16:17) freqofnature1***: why not?
(20:16:17) SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.

Yep, it twas a pretty boring week. Maybe next time.

I'm an Internet Junkie

Here are my internet addiction test results (I was completly honest, btw): Are you Addicted to the Internet? 63% Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%) While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a chronic wrist injury... The Are you Addicted to the Internet?