I can think of a number of things that are free, and are pretty freakin’ gross including (but no limited to):
Stagnant gutter water Wild animal scat Your own vomit Radioactive sludge (I’m sure you could find some for free if you looked hard enough) AIDS Toe jam Second-hand cigarette smoke
I could just keep going and going, but I think I’ll leave it at that.
Sadly enough I can think of one or two people, but that beside the point. I said that your OWN vomit is free. It’s not a question of weather or not someone else would buy it.
If you wanted to get technical, my own vomit is by no means free. I (or somebody) probably had to pay good money for whatever food remnants may be contained in my vomit, therefore making it far from free.
Holy freaking crap; that was by far the most amusing; scientific, and repulsive debate that I have had the misfortune of experiencing in about a year. There aren't very many people in the world who can start out with a coffee, and approximately 5 statements later, end up with vomit holding large pecuniary value. My hat's off to you too; nice.
Holy freaking crap; that was by far the most amusing; scientific, and repulsive debate that I have had the misfortune of experiencing in about a year. There aren't very many people in the world who can start out with a coffee, and approximately 5 statements later, end up with vomit holding large pecuniary value. My hat's off to you too; nice.
Well by that logic your little coupon isn’t even free because you had to print it out on a piece of paper which you had to pay for. So there.
And what about my other examples; you can have as much toe jam as you like and it’s free, second-hand cigarette smoke you can get ooddles of that for free (or if you frequent the lady’s toilet at QHHS then you can get all that lovely secondhand-pot smoke) and AIDS you could get that for free if you tried. See there are icky things that are free.
And btw we didn’t state off with coffee, we started off with starbucks. Stabucks is nasty and coffee is beautiful.
Oh, well excuse me. Correction please: There aren't very many people in the world who can start out with STARBUCKS, and approximately 5 statements later, end up with vomit holding large pecuniary value.
And yeah, there are tons of free crappy things in the world that are simply revolting. You have quite a well thought out list Emily, lol.
Holly- Yes, I know we are very odd, and find somewhat disturbing ways to entertain ourselves. It's sorta scary. You have to admit...it was quite interesting: Starbucks vs. Vomit. I'm gonna try it.
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Starbucks is gross, kthnx.
~Em
You're intitled to your opinion, but I'm sorry, anything free can't be that gross.
`C
I can think of a number of things that are free, and are pretty freakin’ gross including (but no limited to):
Stagnant gutter water
Wild animal scat
Your own vomit
Radioactive sludge (I’m sure you could find some for free if you looked hard enough)
AIDS
Toe jam
Second-hand cigarette smoke
I could just keep going and going, but I think I’ll leave it at that.
~Em
Ps Thanks for trying.
People pay good money for my vomit, thank you very much.
`C
Like who?
~Em
I'm sure you can think of a few.
`C
Sadly enough I can think of one or two people, but that beside the point. I said that your OWN vomit is free. It’s not a question of weather or not someone else would buy it.
~Em
If you wanted to get technical, my own vomit is by no means free. I (or somebody) probably had to pay good money for whatever food remnants may be contained in my vomit, therefore making it far from free.
`C
Holy freaking crap; that was by far the most amusing; scientific, and repulsive debate that I have had the misfortune of experiencing in about a year. There aren't very many people in the world who can start out with a coffee, and approximately 5 statements later, end up with vomit holding large pecuniary value. My hat's off to you too; nice.
Holly
Holy freaking crap; that was by far the most amusing; scientific, and repulsive debate that I have had the misfortune of experiencing in about a year. There aren't very many people in the world who can start out with a coffee, and approximately 5 statements later, end up with vomit holding large pecuniary value. My hat's off to you too; nice.
H.
woah. sorry that was there twice. how bizzare.
H.
Well by that logic your little coupon isn’t even free because you had to print it out on a piece of paper which you had to pay for. So there.
And what about my other examples; you can have as much toe jam as you like and it’s free, second-hand cigarette smoke you can get ooddles of that for free (or if you frequent the lady’s toilet at QHHS then you can get all that lovely secondhand-pot smoke) and AIDS you could get that for free if you tried. See there are icky things that are free.
And btw we didn’t state off with coffee, we started off with starbucks. Stabucks is nasty and coffee is beautiful.
~Em
Oh, well excuse me. Correction please: There aren't very many people in the world who can start out with STARBUCKS, and approximately 5 statements later, end up with vomit holding large pecuniary value.
And yeah, there are tons of free crappy things in the world that are simply revolting. You have quite a well thought out list Emily, lol.
H.
Emily-
Fine. You win.
Happy?
Good.
Holly-
Yes, I know we are very odd, and find somewhat disturbing ways to entertain ourselves. It's sorta scary. You have to admit...it was quite interesting: Starbucks vs. Vomit. I'm gonna try it.
`C
Yup. That was a first. Interesting is a bit of an understatement, but whatever floats your boat. Just kidding, Lol ok...talk to you later,
H.
WEATHER!
~Em
Ps- That was fun.
Pss- If you don't get it that's really quite aright.
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